I just need a little more time

There was this Far Side comic that fast became my favorite, clipping out the one that had a little wiener dog at an espresso machine that said, "Wiener dogs around the world prepare for their day." It just said, "The squirrels of Central Park." It was simple. It was simply genius. All it had was two squirrels and the one on the left was saying, "I get the nuts. I get the nuts. I just need a little more time Squeezil." Good god thats funny. 

Here are some long over-due diddiefied outfits. Not my best work but I'm trying to turn my black faze into a blue one. How apropo of me.

New Year's outfit to the Black Keys

Jacket: Crossroads thrift store 3 years ago

Black shirt: Urban, years ago, cheap

Gold sequin shorts: H&M last year. Believe it or not they've gotten a lot of wear

Black tooth necklace: Urban

Black Patent shoes: Zappos

Don't Buck with Me ring: H&M $5. Had a lady in Hollywood/Beverly Hills ask me who the designer was. Greatness.

Blue top: Forever last year

Pencil skirt: Anthro

Black tooth necklace: Urban

Grey belt: Ann Taylor years ago

Grey cloth shoes: Urban 4 years ago 

Plaid jacket with peacock feather: Anthro, a steal 

Blue striped shirt: Anthro years ago

Levis jeans: Urban, a steal

Brown button boots: DSW last year

Pin striped jacket with red trim: I've had it for so long I can't remember where I got it.

Horse shirt: Urban, $5

Levi jeans: Urban

Black tooth necklace: Urban

Brown button boots: DSW

Black silk jacket: Urban, $7

Gay dudes shirt: Fuck Hate

Black tooth necklace: Urban

Levis: Urban

Black boots: Steve Madden two years ago

Get this shirt and show your support: Get over it

Black shirt with vines: Urban 4 years ago

Black tooth necklace: Urban

Woven leather belt: Urban

Levis: Urban

Black Boots: Steve Madden

Black ring: H&M

This picture sponsored by Urban. And now I'll go hang my head in shame. 

Black velvet jacket: Urban, Fletcher brand. Kinda had to get it. 

Peacock clip: Hair clip from Claire's

Periwinkle ruffle dress: Francesca's

Brown studded belt: Forever 3 years ago

Black ring: H&M

Black pleather leggings: Urban 3 years ago

Black boots: Steve Madden